Show your conviction with the "Don't Call Me Flerf" Tee!

Inspired by the bold anthem "Don't Call Me Flerf," this shirt is perfect for those who aren't afraid to question the status quo. Whether you're diving deep into conspiracy theories or just want to make a statement, this tee combines style with a touch of defiance.

Features:

🌍 Premium Comfort: Crafted from 100% cotton, this tee feels as smooth as the flat Earth you believe in. It's like wearing a hug from your favorite flannel shirt!
🌍 Top-Shelf Blend Options: Sport Grey (90% cotton, 10% polyester), Ash Grey (99% cotton, 1% polyester), and Heather colors (50% cotton, 50% polyester) provide a variety of choices for those who appreciate quality.
🌍 Perfect Weight: With a fabric weight of 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²), this shirt offers the ideal balance of sturdiness and coziness.
🌍 Exceptional Construction: Featuring open-end yarn, tubular fabric, taped neck and shoulders, and double seam at sleeves and bottom hem, this tee is built to last, just like your beliefs.
🌍 Ethically Sourced: Blank product from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, and Mexico ensures you're supporting responsible manufacturing.
Why You'll Love It:

🌍 Defiant Vibes: Perfectly captures the essence of questioning mainstream narratives and standing firm in your beliefs.
🌍 Style & Pride: Ideal for layering with streetwear outfits or wearing solo, this tee showcases your commitment to seeking the truth.
🌍 Conversation Starter: Featuring lyrics that challenge conventional wisdom, this tee is sure to spark interesting discussions and debates.
Lyrics Sneak Peek:
"Sittin’ in my chair, I fight the good fight,
Stanley Kubrick’s secrets, they ain't outta sight.
“We ain’t never been to no moon,” that’s the true score,
Just Hollywood tricks, nothing more."

Get Yours Now:
Wear your convictions with pride and let everyone know you're on a quest for the truth! 🎤🤘

Order yours today and make your statement loud and clear!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!